Rescue Me 4.13 VF dispo || Par KB || Le : Mon 17 Sep 07 00:57:53

(Également celle-là, mais plus spoiler)
- Adaptation et sous-titrage : Rescue Team
Avec Ju, Andy, GuyThare, KB
- Transcript : www.swsub.com
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Scénario : Denis Leary & Peter Tolan & Evan Reilly
Réalisation : Jace Alexander
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- 03:10 - Ligue mineure de baseball : http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligue_mineure_de_baseball
- 12:34 - Section 8 = Quand l'armée réforme un soldat pour raisons mentales.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(military)
- 15:08 - Elvis withdrawal (= manque d'Elvis/manque à la Elvis) : Jeu de mots ici sur le penchant d'Elvis pour la drogue.
- 15:38 - "Jusqu'au bout du rêve" : http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jusqu%27au_bout_du_r%C3%AAve
- 15:39 - "Bull Durham" ("Duo à trois") : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_Durham
- 15:50 - "Waterworld" : http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld ; "Message in a Bottle" ("Une Bouteille à la mer") : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Message_in_a_Bottle_%28film%29
- 21:07 - Jimmy Choo est célèbre pour ses chaussures et ses sacs à main chers et fabriqués à la main.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Choo
- 22:59 - Erik Estrada est un acteur et producteur américain d'origine puertoricaine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Estrada
- 23:37 - Julian Moore est une actrice américaine.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianne_Moore
- 23:42 - Tawny Kitaen est une actrice américaine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawny_Kitaen
- 23:43 - Lucille Ball était une actrice, productrice et réalisatrice américaine.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_Ball
- 23:47 - Whitesnake est un groupe de rock britannique, qui a surtout été actif dans les années 1980.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitesnake
- 23:49 - Voiture gonflée (Hot rod) : Un hot rod est un terme venant des États-Unis désignant une voiture ancienne largement modifiée, tant au niveau du moteur que de l'aspect extérieur, principalement dans les années 1940 et 1950.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_rod
- 26:58 - Calista Flockhart est une actrice américaine, connue notamment pour son rôle d'Ally McBeal dans la série du même nom. Joue actuellement dans la fausse bonne série Brothers & Sisters.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calista_Flockhart
- 27:01 - Badonkadonk désigne le boule par excellence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badonkadonk ; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=badonkadonk
- 36:02 - James Earl Jones est un acteur américain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Earl_Jones
- 37:53 - Yankee Stadium : http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Stadium
- 38:50 - Le Fenway Park est un stade de baseball. Il est le domicile des Red Sox de Boston. Le stade est notamment célèbre pour le "Green Monster" (le Monstre Vert), un mur haut de 37 pieds (11 mètres) dans le champ gauche, qui comprend toujours un tableau d'affichage manuel. Le Fenway Park est un des rares stades à avoir été créés pour un joueur en particulier. Et ce joueur fut la légende Babe Ruth qui à l'époque était lanceur avec les Red Sox de Boston. Étant donné que Ruth était un lanceur gaucher, les ingénieurs ont construits un mur, le Monstre Vert, pour que lorsque ce dernier affronte des frappeurs droitiers, le mur rend plus difficile les chances des frappeurs de faire des coups de circuit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Monster
- 38:56 - Carl Michael "Yaz" Yastrzemski est un joueur américain de baseball. Il a passé ses 23 saisons avec les Red Sox de Boston, établissant plusieurs records.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Yastrzemski
- 39:38 - Bob Costas est un reporter sportif américain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Costas
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- I screwed up at work last night. 22 years I'm working this goddamn program. 2 decades I walk past bags of coke, half-smoked joints, full glasses of chilled vodka. I work in a nightclub, every goddamn night for years. And last night some chick drops a bag of blow on the bar. Instead of saying something, I pick up the bag of coke and I grab a drink off the bar, someone's double vodka, and I slam it. I grab another drink, go into the bathroom, and shove the whole bag up my nose. The next think you know, I'm banging this girl. She had an ass. God, you had to see this girl's ass, it was perfect. It was a Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Lopez combo platter ass. Nice. And you know what? It was great. It was goddamn spine-bending. And I felt like I was in control, man. And the way she was moving against me, felt like she would have done anything I wanted. It was the best I felt in a long, long time. Powerful, engaged. I was ready to goddamn roll, man. Anywhere. And then she came. And that made me feel awesome, like a master, like the homerun king, you know? And just when I was about to explode... I don't know. I suddenly felt exactly the way I feel right now... Low. Lower than a snake. The sex and the booze and the drugs, it's all just a dead-end. I want a real goddamned thing, you know? A girlfriend, a relationship. I want to feel the way I do about booze. I want to get that fix from another human being.
- In theory, let's just say that I was gonna give Elvis a little earring. What's the worst that could happen?
- Janet would shit a turkey dinner, OK?
- So then we'll wait till right before Thanksgiving.
- I don't know what happened to men and women and good old-fashioned sex. It's like all this intimacy bullshit and this talk about our feelings and bitching about our needs and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- Devious 362 pound bitch that you are.
- Sorry, Calista Flockhart. So she finally got to you, huh? What was it, the old badonkadonk?
- No, it was the triangle ravioli and the goddamn chocolate pizza.
- Excuse me?
- Well, she seduced me with that chocolate pizza. One bite, I was putty in her hands. I saw the face of God.
- Boy, you think you know somebody! That lying bitch!
- That's a shame. You should have tasted that pizza--
- I'm owed a visit!
- Give him my love. And take some for yourself, OK?
- You know the only thing I hate about watching games live?
- Going to the men's room?
- Yeah, OK, well, two things. It's just so slow, you know? It's like you're sittin' there half the time just waitin' for something to happen. It's ridiculous. It's like work.
- It's like life. Actually, baseball's the perfect metaphor for life.
- I read something like that in a book once.
- You read a book?
- Well... Well, no. It was one of those HBO documentaries. Bob costas hosted it. He's a midget.
- Is he really?
- Well, close to it. He could fit two of his asses in these seats.
- Anyway, baseball and life, one and the same. Everybody says that life is too short. Bullshit. Life, unless you get cancer or hit by a bus or set on fire, it takes forever. Just like baseball. It's a series of long, mind-bogglingly boring stretches of time where absolutely nothing happens. So, you take a nap. And then, after a little while, when that crisp crack of a bat hitting the ball, so crisp you could almost smell that wood burning, jolts you awake and you open your eyes to see something so exciting and intricate and possibly very, very meaningful has just happened but you missed it because you were just so goddamn bored in the first place. You know, a couple of hot dogs, throw in some beers, the occasional blow job, and that's that.
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Goddamn enjoy, pals.
